Witches ride brooms because they want to get high, but not literally. People in the 14th century believed witches put plant oils on broomsticks and rubbed them between their legs so they could hallucinate. Historians think this is why witches riding brooms became such a popular idea. Source
The gif is called, “Benham’s disk" "is named after the English toymaker Charles Benham, who in 1895 sold a top painted with the pattern shown. When the disk is spun, arcs of pale color, called Fechner colors or pattern-induced flicker colors (PIFCs), are visible at different places on the disk. Not everyone sees the same colors."
"The phenomenon originates from neural activity in the retina and spatial interactions in the primary visual cortex, which plays a role in encoding low-level image features, such as edges and spatiotemporal frequency components."
Fascinating how our brains work, I see a brown tan, what do you see? :D
There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.
who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it
I PROMISE you that every single depressed person has been told to exercise already, you are never ever ever going to be the first person to suggest that to any depressed person ever.
i started working out to feel less sad, but it just made me sad with great forearms
The crouching cover is in this year…
I fully expect to see Bilbo on the cover of DoS in this pose.
Edit: FUCKIN CALLED IT
oh my god
Tumblr I SWEAR TO GOD
hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only
WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA
FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD
axe has a thing called a “shower tool” which is basically a shower poof/loofah For Men(TM)
masculinity is so fragile. it’s like a baby bird, except not cute.
agree to all of the above BUT I do love the word “portmanbro”
oh my fuck okay i cannot handle how ridiculous this is
THE WORD ‘YOGA’ ISNT REMOTELY GENDERED IN SANSKRIT. and outside the US aren’t the majority of yogis/yoga gurus male??? holy fuck
Whales and Tumblr